Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Tall Tales V: Tall Like a Tree :)


Case in point: My high school soccer team

Early in the season, the summer sun is so hot.

No trees + not being allowed to jump in the canal + running for two hours = a team of very, very, very warm girls.

I figured there would be no place to hide from the relentless sun when we were called over to our coaches, but my girls weren't as quick to surrender.  As we all stood listening, I could see out of the corner of my eye that every time I shifted my weight, so did the line of girls next to me.  They were using me to hide from the sun.  I had no shade, but they found some---it was created by me!  This was also the case whenever it was extraordinarily windy.

The best example, however, took place during morning practices.  Early in the morning, our practice fields were still dewy wet.  Whenever we stopped running, we all became very aware of the hoard of gnats that would hover around us.  They were itchy and annoying, and we quickly figured out that they swarmed around the highest available appendage.  In the beginning, we would all sit on the field to talk with our hands raised above our heads.  By the end of the season, everyone just stood as close around me as possible so they no longer had to raise their hands at all.  All the gnats just swarmed around mine.

It kinda made me the unofficial team mother.  Anytime anyone was uncomfortable, the girls would come flock around me.  'Twas rather nice.  For all of us.

Monday, April 15, 2013

If ever I could...

I'm on a Disney kick, and today at work I was listening to this song...


And I thought about some of the things I want to do and see in this world.

And I realized that some of them are a little ridiculous and will probably never happen.


Still...



I want to ride and elephant and a camel.

I want to stand in the middle of the Sahara where there is only sand as far as I can see.  I want to make a sand-angel and find an oasis.

I want to hike in a rainforest and stand on the edge of a (somewhat active) volcano.

I want to hike and raft through fjords and canyons.

I want to longboard on the Great Wall of China and be pulled on a sled in Antarctica.

I want to learn how to cook in a pit and make delicacies from many different countries.

I want to climb a mango tree and learn to throw a boomerang.

I want to go to an Olympic beach volleyball game or any part of the Olympics or Paralympics for that matter.

I want to pet a whale and feed a giraffe.

I want to ride a yak in the Himalayas.

I want to be scuba certified and go cave diving.

I want to kiss the Blarney Stone.

I want to learn to sing with tribes in Africa.

I want to learn languages and have friends in many countries.


And if I never have the chance to do any of those things, I'll be just fine.

But if I do have the chance, you know I'll be all over that.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

This day :)

So I really like this thing called "today."
It's pretty much the best thing that ever happened to me.

Aaaand I am SO grateful for:

9 hours of sleep - yes!
rain - so lovely!
naturally curly hair - no hassel on a rainy day
sunshine (sun after rain = awesome)
Women’s Chorus - need I say more?
This blogpost - hilarious.
Sharon's jokes - SO freakin' hilarious
Eric making me pizza - he rocks.
This video Marie sent me - also hilarious


group members who actually do their projects - yes!
siblings who let me use their appliances no-charge - so great!
siblings who also make me smoothies and rock to Pink Floyd while I do my laundry - even greater!
General Conference is coming - And I'm singing in the Saturday afternoon session!
I was given two tickets to the afore-mentioned session of General Conference.
and
dancing to Michael Jackson in the kitchen

Life is so good.